Please tell him to stop futzing with comics and make a new Jak game. 

Also, this isn’t a dig on No Man’s Sky’s procedural generation. That’s taking the concept somewhere big and fun and I can appreciate that. I just want XIII, but it won’t be out until November. And I am going to play the hell out of Outer Wilds!

I got so incredibly excited when I saw Void Bastards in motion...only to come down hard after seeing “rogue-lite” and “procedurally-generated”. For chrissake someone make a goddamn vibrant stylistic game like this for PC, but with a story and real ass world building!

Who would have thought that 20 years of frothing poptimism running interference for artists who wanted to project an image of sole authorship for B R A N D purposes created an environment hostile to industry workers? For every dorm room dipshit with a Yo La Tengo shirt and a shitty elitist attitude we’ve created 50…

Dammit. I’m gonna have to buy a PS4 this late in the cycle. Well at least I’ll get to finally play The Last of Us too. 

That crust was like eating a paste made of bread crumbs and Crisco so unless the new recipe involves setting up a pie-sized oil derrick for grease extraction they’re just rearranging deck chairs. Seriously, who sees people enjoying crispy, greasy pepperoni and thinks AH PEOPLE JUST LIKE GREASE, WE SHOULD INJECT WESSON…

This is why I can’t understand dungeon crawlers or loot shooters or other games that make the grind the whole game. There’s a cadence and rhythm to stories/songs/games that teases you along and this totally obliterates it so you’re just doing the same mindless task over and over. Even non-grind games can fall into…

Holy shit this gif! Who but Dolan could make Pfizer Ad a genre of music the way that Former Pizza Hut is a style of architecture?

I firmly believe that he’s a great actor and also a bad choice for Batman. But I’ll be happy to be wrong if he ends up being good in the role. 

Oh I believe in the possibility for sure! I just don’t feel lucky enough to see the Warriors lose.

It’s obviously unlikely, but watching Kawhi take apart the Warriors and then huewhuwhwuew-ing in a post-game interview afterward would be cool as hell. This overwhelming joy will be immediately snuffed by Drake releasing a single that absolutely makes it about him and includes some dumbass line like “you always doubt…

Street Fighter Twooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooournament Edition.

I’ve only played 3, but yeah that was my experience. But I’d forget the absurd story entirely if they’d fix the driving physics. Like being pasted to the ground and driving through soup. And after gleefully grappling and soaring around it’s a total drag.

Thank you for including the bit about how and how well it plays as a single player game. It seems like every time I read a review of some new raid-ish game it doesn’t say specifically how single-player works and the definition of single-player seems to be a little loose these days. I still can’t tell if there’s an…

I’ve enjoyed most of what I’ve heard on this new one and a good deal of Emotion, but this is a fantastic review. I enjoy the hell out of pop, but I am exhausted by the poptimism of the last twenty years. Also, Call Me Maybe was Buzzfeed trying to sell two Vanessa Carltons in a trenchcoat as the summer jam and I’m…

Suddenly have the urge to listen to Andy Williams.

Imagine cheating off Skip Bayless. *leans over to pile of dry ass unseasoned chicken* What you get for number four? 

A lovely sight here in Sac is watching El Dorado Hills dumbasses try to cruise R St. in a 458 only to end up getting all red assed in a u-turn because it’s only three blocks worth of bars to peacock at. Tremendous use of artistry and engineering. 

It wasn’t as bad as the the Jail Blazers nonsense, but Sacramento treated Weber like garbage for pretty much no reason. Then decided to repeat this bullshit with Boogie.

*plays Pure Moods, vol. 1*