It really does look like a game that would drive me nuts, but also be just goofy and interesting enough to keep me playing and futzing around trying to create overlapping system chaos. 

I was stoked to get a free copy with my new GPU, but when I finally fired it up that very first scene where the zombies are limping toward you among the flames I got bit right away and just immediately gave up. I’m sure it’ll be great when I’m in the mood to care about resource management and it’s darker outside.

Hey-o! Anyone got any suggestions for bright and colorful first or third person, single player, non-raid adventure games on PC? Feels like everything on Steam right now is either Gruff McGuffin & the Gray-Brown Death Hole or some combination of endless grind/multiplayer/raid shit. Having some serious PS4/Switch envy.…

Counterpoint: Shower after the bath. Many of us don’t have on-demand water heaters, so showering before wastes valuable hot water and having enough to fill a tub in the first place is hit and miss. Also, no soap film from the suds.

Averages 20 hours a day. Mmm hmm. I’d need one of those trucks they use to transport windmill blades to carry an eyeroll gif big enough for this. 

[whispers to date] That’s Chappie.

Way off, but I feel like you could still check the fluorocarbons on a JH by zipping around Provo and putting steak sandwiches on the Underhill’s tab.

I’m probably off here, but it feels close.

Cloud looks...uh...well there’s no way to make Cloud not look like a fill-in bassist for Cinderella so I reckon he looks fine. Aeris looks great though!

Seriously, wtf happened with Gordon Hayward? I didn’t realize Silva-ing your foot off would also turn a whole dude into an anus.

I can never say no to someone chucking a snowball at Gay Talese. Yeoman’s work.

I’m legitimately sad about this. Marchman hot takes are like the Hellraiser puzzle box, but instead of the Cenobites emerging to flay you it’s just a bunch of weird grandpas going “didn’t think about that, did ya!?” until you’ve forgotten your own opinion. And as a Sacramentan I’ll forever owe him and McKenna and…

Can I run the Giants' front office now?

Make it Todd Hundley and you've  got a deal! 

Watch as I perform an apparently superhuman feat:

Thank you! This is the best take on this so far. It’s Sonic. Let it be a weird dumb movie you watch when you’re high.

Holy shit I didn’t realize Ken Patera wrestled. I only remember him from World’s Strongest Man competitions. And apparently he was only in one of those. My brain is turning into oatmeal. 

Dammit! Now I have to go to the always-too-hot-and-expensive state fair. I suppose I could just walk over to their office and ask if I could hop in the sim for a minute, but I reckon they don’t have wine and elotes at the office.   

Hell yeah. Went right over to the Light in the Attic store and ordered the Pacific Breeze LP. Gonna throw open the windows and get breezy. 

That student loan debt shit is ice cold, but you aren’t wrong about it being a fairly common dealbreaker. Been back on Tinder/Bumble for about six months now and it’s the worst I’ve seen since I first tried OKC in the early aughts. The number of people willing to openly demand that a partner “come from a good family”…