And the nerd community response to a perfectly reasonable request that they have a little perspective and not be such pissbabies is *checks comments* Pissbaby Olympics! 

I already have nerds telling me that Detective Pikachu is high art with a knowing wink and Sonic is some abomination. That’s like saying you’ll only eat Wendy’s because it’s healthier than McDonald's. Feed these people to the teeth.

I’m failing to see how this is any dumber than Detective Pikachu. Shit, half the reason Sonic is fun is because it’s the height of 90s extreme kidz nonsense. The absurdity and awfulness are the hook and as a bonus no one tries to convince me that it’s /actually really great/ like they do with Pokemon shit.

This sounds dope. I dig these little regional things. Though I do see a lot of comments here from people who could probably go jump up their own asses. Nothing like reading the comments on a pizza blog. It’s like picking up a rock and marveling at the disgusting creatures you find underneath. 

I can’t be the only person who was like “wait, isn’t John Cena already in these movies?” 

Please have an update for this if this Car Stories channel or the oaf himself responds! It’s probably a shortcoming of mine, but I’m invested in seeing the squirm now that the truth is out. 

Sorta beside the point, but I'm wondering when one of these is axes is going to drop for Ubisoft. The crunch required for massive annual releases of Assassin's Creed alone has to be substantial. 

I am loading a horse-sized copy of this blog into a cannon and firing it directly into Bumble/Tinder/FarmersOnly. Circle jerkin’ ass passport oafs.

Can’t wait to bike over to the rail yard and watch a game in an empty stadium as white women in maroon and gold scarves complain about homeless people. Goddammit. 

I am so stoked about this. I’ve felt like a crazy person for the last 16 years talking about how fun this game was. It had its problems (did Duchovny dictate this into an answering machine?), but it had a good array weapons, good pacing, good balance, solid controls, and for fuck sake it was bright and stylish instead…

I’m just going to bask in the aroma of this excellent burn for a moment.

I’m too lazy to find a GIF so just imagine an overwrought slow clap ovation scene for this gem. You have improved my day.

Nice! These little slice of life games are great. I’ve only played about an hour of Jalopy, but enjoyed the hell out of it. I hope they keep refining the concept. 

Just built my first two months ago and was super nervous. I took my time and triple checked everything as I went. Other than thinking I needed to initially plug the monitor into the mobo HDMI to set up the UEFI and having brief sinking feeling when I fired it up to a blank screen, everything went well and it runs like…

Goddamn Lost was frustrating. It teased out some great sci-fi intrigue for a couple seasons, then completely buried it under mostly nonsensical ruminations on existence. They had a perfect vessel for building on those ideas in a tangible hubris-of-mankind sort of way with the Dharma Initiative, but instead whipped out …

I really want to get excited about Borderlands because it addresses something I want in a big shooter: bright, fun art. But I tried BL2 a couple years back and got bored after a few hours because it felt sparse and grind-y. Should I have pushed through? Is there a lot of fun story and environments I missed?

Oh my goddamn thank you! Edible my eye. Just because it doesn’t give me jaundice doesn’t mean it should be fed to humans. Get a slice of german chocolate and stare at a Claudel.

I just finished a budget home theater project that included building a (less budget) computer. First ever build and I gotta say, the relief I felt when it actually turned on and functioned was big. Gonna be vacillating between Better Call Saul and RE2.

I’m so stoked about this. Y’all are buried under all the terrible east coast fans and don’t realize how awful the Giants’ fanbase is. Getting Harper would have been akin to the moment online teens discovered swatting.

Pop music is brimming with writers and musicians who are pushed into accepting access and exposure (within the industry) in lieu of credit and recognition, all in service of building stars’ brands. Meek Mill was right and instead of digging in and reporting on this most of the media chose instead to clap like seals at…