Maybe you could get, IDK, CREATIVE about it? Maybe hire a temporary visiting writer or two for special occasions? African Americans during Black History Month? Asians for Chinese New Years? I seem to remember Jon Stewart even having correspondants that were POC and commenting on the lack of diversity on the show and…
I am the walrus...wait that's not right
kookookajootoyoutoo
But that begs the question of when did he hire all of these writers that refuse to quit - during the post-civil war Reconstruction? Weren’t Red Foxx and Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy and Chris Rock funny a long while ago? Or Mae West of Phyllis Diller or Joan Rivers or Tina Fey? I guess that only started…
For that matter, is "what is funny to me" the only possible metric? Has he never had a joke he thought was hilarious that just died on the air? Or a joke he didn't think much of that killed on the air? I'm sure he's just bullshitting but it doesn't even have a scintilla of superficial reasonability. White man gonna…
Coulda been worse/better - she could have whispered to Connie "What a cunt!"
But yours is so much more alliterative!
Ah. We had a less romantic version of that when I did field work back in the day. Everyone was required to carry a snake-bite kit, which included this little suction device that covered about 1 square inch of skin to extract snake venom out of a bite ( know that myth has been sort of debunked, but back in the day…
More like Tri-toohard amirite?
But weighing the merits, at least you might gain some degree of personal hygiene going "Giant Douche". There are no positive benefits to be gained from "TurdSandwich". Glass is half-full, I keep telling myself. Checks and Balances! How much havoc could one person wreak in 4 years! HAHAHAHA! I'm off to restock my…
“Rumplestiltskin"
I dunno - sounds like you both crossed the "Wonder Line". Three more and its ice cream time!
Maybe all the books could be sent to "Africa" and the savages could use those burning turds to cook their shrunken heads or whatever they eat over there.
It’s the glow from that angel hair - plays hell on your camera's exposure settings
Beauty and the Beeeeaaaaast!
While Dad, who is now Secretary of Making America Great Again in Trump's 6th administration ("Constitutional term limits are for losers") , is rolling the budget windfall from eliminating government support of all public education into caviar and breast implant subsidies for those citizens who qualify by having…
Too lazy to Google - so what is cupping? A sexier/more costly/lower fat version of spooning? Is Goop the cup or the saucer? Enquiring minds want to know.
Its all fun and games until one of them rips your nuts off and shows them to you.
Kinjaaa!
With the summer Olympics coming we must make this happen! Maybe we can gin up a bogus paper and get it published - "The Beneficial Effects of Supression of Secondary Sex Organs on Maximum Running Speed". Here's some data to get us started!
You notice they only show the orangutan from the waist up after a certain point...