There are worse things to be - tympani-assed? Tuba-topped?

Gluten-curious?

Triplets!

Michael Keaton here. At least in nail salons where the workers skew Asian.

Yeah I found it interesting that her approval rating seems to be inversely proportional to her proximity to being president. Her approval rating was highest when she was safely ensconced as handmaiden (Sec of State) to the president and dipped as soon as there was a real possibility of her actually being elected as…

Maybe she poked it with...a cattle prod?

BEST.MOVIE.EVER! Where else would you be in some backwater Eastern European country beset by inbred psycho commies and just happen to stumble across a random piece of furniture with a couple of handles on top that look just like a pommel horse, and then kick everyone in the face as they rush you one at a time during…

Nope - right now they are fighting for fun. They'll fight for food, education, etc. in the Trump era.

I rather liked the dick silhouettes days, although it was challenging to maintain a suitably impressive erection long enough for the commisioned artist to trace its magnificent shadow

A bra?

If they get you in the face, isn't that the same as a botox treatment?

I agree! Ayn Rand was so utterly humorless it seems like any jokes about her would be sucked dry of funny, like a humor-sucking black hole. Funniest thing I heard was when she signed up for Social Security, but that seemed more sad than funny.

Paper coated with Sterno

Whoahooooo!

Any MALE kittens. But those slutty spayed female kittens, all bets are foff!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abe_Vigod…

Sounds like more forethought, elaborate coordination of highly trained personnel and state of the art technology went into this than the moon landings

Same - not sure if Abe Vagoda is alive or dead and don't care either

And those bats and dove were really made out of spam

I also heard Ozzy is planning a sex-change operation and will now be know as Lizzie.