Its like a smaller and slightly rearranged Human Centipede!

I think Jezebel has a new motto!

Unless there were black people in the frame raising their fists!

But that's where we get all our oils from!

I thought they helped veterans!

That made me realize - isn't that how people in old Reader's Digested talked?

Most assuredly so, dear madam

"turn red in the face after beating me senseless with his flashlight and walk away".. fixed that for ya

And 3 kids shifts you from a man-to-man to an ineffective zone defense

I know its not all about my dick, but just wanted to throw this out there... Growing up in the Midwest in the later ‘60's and 70's, I read my mom’s Cosmo mags lying (laying?) around the house. As a young dude, I was trying to figure out what was up, and Cosmo was my passport into the mysterious world of women and sex.…