Well, shoot, if he’s using them for weight control, somebody needs to tell him they’re not working.

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Picturing a heart exploding from Trump’s chest a la Alien and then singing “Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gaaaalll...”

This is a bit off-topic, but I’m finally getting brave enough to ask: what does Eta mean in this context?

Trump is the 80s incarnate. Gaudy Gold furniture and decor in his home, his misogyny, his coke habit which makes him drink a lot of water, sniff constantly, and talk really fast. The only problem with the cocaine theory is that people on coke usually want to go into painfully explicit details about their future…

Perhaps at least a million people, including myself, had this same theory. Trump supporters want to assume things about the other candidate? Two can play at that game. But at least this one has yet to be explained by him (not that he’ll ever talk or tell the truth, knowing him).

You can snort more things than just coke.

I’ve been thinking, “What the fuck is he on?”, since he started his Presidential race.

He’s a rich guy from the American Psycho Yuppie 80's era, of course he does and was on cocaine. 

We thought coke too at the bar I watched it at.

I’m not saying he does coke, but the reason he won’t release his taxes is because he lists his dealer as a dependant.

You can snort more things than just coke.

That’s insane. He’s not on coke he’s on prescription amphetamines. The best amphetimines. Tremendous amphetimines. Yugh amphetimines

Requisite young hot Howard Dean photo...

I think a lot of people came away with the idea that he was on cocaine. Also, what is the deal with the red eyes? So many colors to take in when looking at this guy.

Who has cocaine? *sniffs*

Cotton mouth + pursed lips did it for me (my other theory: like 500 mg of adderall? Technically legal but basically the same)

You weren’t. The first thing I thought was, “What the fuck is he on?”

NO YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH THE COCAINE