The White House renovations must include a revolving door at this point. And a catapult for anyone who doesn’t lick Comrade Trump’s boots.

One time this guy followed me all around the grocery store trying to make eye contact and in the checkout line he said, “Your husband must be some sort of wealthy man to get you to move all the way out here to the country.” I replied, “Actually, it was me who brought his broke ass here.”

Are you a stranger working out at the gym next to a woman minding her own business? In my case, the guy asked me “How’d you get them biceps?” I answered, “Bench pressing my husband.” The silence was deafening.

I took a break from Jez sometime during the middle of the election because the internet had turned into a real shit show and I only just returned back here to my “safe space” last week. Call me a snowflake, but this news totally bums me out. Good luck to the future, Emma. You are a rad grad.

Divorce is pretty normal, but when you are preaching to the choir at the BET Awards about how how white people are ghettoizing and demeaning our creations and then you leave your wife for a white woman you met at work... just sit your ass down. Sorry/Not Sorry.

This is such a sad situation. Even if Robert Kardashian (the father) were alive, there would still be no male role models for any of the younger generation of Kardashians to look up to. I don’t even have to go through the roster, but even Rob’s dad had a sketchy friendship and secrets with OJ.

Jesse Williams always gave me such a Bill Cosby vibe when he was standing up at those award shows and preaching to people of color about how we have a moral obligation to behave a certain way and demand respect. Now, he’s just another celebrity who let fame and side chicks go to his head. I’ll be checking out Dirt Bag…

I know what to say. This is what a meltdown looks like. Now someone fire up Air Force One and take this dude to his third weekend at Mar-A-Lago at taxpayers expense. Golfing reduces stress levels by 300%.

In Vin’s defense....I got nothing.

Yeah. I got what you were saying. Karma is at St. Barts on a yacht. My buzz finally wore off.

Dude. Who you telling?

No one. Weed is legal here in California now, you know.

I actually don’t mind any of this fuckery going on. The appointments of blatant xenophobes or Kremlin konnections to the cabinet, along with his flagrant disregard to nepotism laws. I’m just getting my vocal chords ready to holler “LOCK HIM UP” at his trial when he eventually gets impeached. Sweet, sweet karma never…

Presidenting.

It is weird when a person looks exactly like the actual definition of their name. Weiner looks like a uncut penis in a suit and tie.

I have to confess. I sat by the TV and kept refreshing my browser to see when anyone would pick up on the irony of it all. But nope. I think everyone is on the brink of alcohol poisoning from sobbing into their scotch. Myself included.

Who’da thunk it would come down to Bush/Weiner 2016?

Prayers to such a young girl experiencing the worst in life and a flawed justice system that fails to understand justifiable homicide. Thankfully the father is no longer here to cause anymore damage. Hopefully her mother’s testimony alone should be enough to help her daughter get the help and care she needs at this…

I absolutely 100% agree that this was not staged for the reality show or publicity or insurance purposes. First of all, everyone (especially celebrities) had to have learned a lesson from Ryan Lochte in Brazil. The backlash for embellishing his “robbery” was brutal, although he did technically have a run in with a…

YEAAAAAAAAAAGH!! *insert current gif of Dean yelling*