People who want "A-list" treatment shouldn't be flying Southwest.

Robin Thicke shows the house, while walking in slow motion, with too much visine in his eyes- faking tears, while holding up signs of texts Paula sent him while breaking up. In every room is a huge bowl of water, he casually puts his face in and screams. And then moves on to the next room.

What amazes me is the show's popularity. I've watched bits and pieces of it but have never watched a whole show. What sort of crack is in it that people love it so much? Everything I've seen is boring, stupid, predictable shit.

Putting up with Sheen who wouldn't?

I could say so much about what a complete asshat Chuck Lorre is and what a complete pile of shit his shows are but instead I will let this dog convey my feelings.

My dad did something very similar to Alicia Silverstone.

Jesus fucking Christ, really? Fucking REALLY? You're going to ignore all the other shit in favor of the one fucking thing that's only contextually bad (because it's coming from this cockbag)?

What the Daily Mail did was bullshit, but I don't know ... between the practical jokes and the sanctimony, Clooney seems like he'd be as much fun to marry as Alec Baldwin. And I feel like the only woman on earth who finds him completely not attractive and blah.

Yeah, I totally want to watch that on fucking Christmas day.

OMG. My 80 year old dad saw the picture of the centre punch on my Kindle screen and asked me why I'm talking about enemas with strangers in that interweb.

Throw a centre punch in the bag instead. Faaaaaaar more effective at breaking car windows and lighter too.

She feel 13 because she makes music for 13 year old girls. Grow up and make music that is fit for a 30 year old woman not a little girl.

I wish I could get back my Notebook virginity.

I've seen it, but it underwhelmed the shit out of me.

Nor have I. Nicholas Sparks makes me want to puke my pants.

Big ones are over-rated. My ex was Secretariat but his foreplay, during-play, and everything-play just sucked because he figured all he had to do was show up.

Which makes the situation even shittier. I would think that most people already know that she is a mean bitch. This is only showing how petty and spiteful she is.

A teeny, tiny, wee-bitty-bitty of me wants him to rock it. Just be quiet and don't interview or anything and be an amazing model. Stop doing questionable things, grow up, take care of your family and have a good life. The likelihood is slim but...

"if a woman was writing this shit, she'd easily be called a delusional psycho."