Ugh, when they warn you something is going to be offensive and then blur or bleep it! What do they think it is going to do to the children? Make them think they are going blind or have tinnitus?

I was totally gonna spend my summer renting the Sulzberger estate on Gin Lane but I guess now I'm positively forced to staycation rather than rub elbows with those people.

I used to work with this one guy with one leg. (He was one of the higher-functioning clients at a day program for people with developmental disabilities.) When we went to the grocery store he would always ask for the motorized scooters so he could back them into me repeatedly while laughing his ass off. Then he would…

If that is even true, so? Does it hurt you mentally or physically to let someone else shine and be great for a moment? Would you tell a family member "So fucking what you graduated high school in the US. Next time try it in Singapore." Then smash their congratulations grad cake?

I was first introduced to Maya in my teens. At a time when I felt isolated, confused, alone, and conflicted. I lived between two worlds - black and white and the black kids at school didn't let me forget it and neither did the white ones. I felt low and shy and angry and couldn't make friends, couldn't get comfortable…

That is LITERALLY the most boring video I have ever watched.

People are too quick to blame the human owners without knowing anything about how the dog was raised. We have almost no information other than it escaped. Dogs are unpredictable and can unexpectedly snap at at moment regardless of upbringing. Some dogs are less prone to snap than others. Hybrids are truly a mixed bag.…

And this is why I am #TeamPie

Because dogs are smart enough to be trained to know the difference between a squirrel and a child.

I take it you don't have much experience with dogs, squirrels or children? A well-trained dog is a protector, not an attacker. And a well-trained dog isn't vicious and would not come out of nowhere to bite the shit out of a kid. I love dogs and I don't understand people who undertake to have a dog and then do nothing…

I know it's heartless, but ... good.
Honestly, I feel bad for all these dogs that are clearly misused or untrained or abused, but regardless of what got them to the point of vicious, once vicious they need to be put down.

Some of this, straight to the eyes.

Seriously, folks, the Dismiss button is your friend.

Found on Twitter... (the mis-use of "betrothed" is really bothering me but the rest is spot-on)

Weirdly, Shelly Sterling has been saying that she's "interviewing" divorce lawyers for the last 20 years, but just hasn't found the right one yet. Explain that - please!

I'm really confused...did you just say she was sixteen when she met Sterling, then chastise someone for asking for a source, then backtrack and try to act like you were the one correcting the information? Am I the one losing my mind?

Unlike Pat, she seems to know how to S, T, F, and U.

My first thought was "someone has been drunk tweeting!"

So, Vanna was the smart one all along..?

He is suffering from old white man's disease. It has been running rampant since Obama was elected.