I think the point is, when I hang out on Jezebel or Gawker I do not give a flying tamale about election results ... in India or anywhere else. I'm 63 years old. I've already consumed enough shitty, frustrating political news to last ten lifetimes. Sometimes you'd just rather read about Jay-Z shopping for jewelry.…

Kim and Khloe both don't want drama

Why does it seem like every day we have to explain to people what Dirt Bag is? It's such an easy target for people to feel superior to.

Two minutes? That would only give me time to masturbate.

*Rolls eyes*

what you said except without the awesome link. Thanks!

Sometimes I feel like all the "Who cares about these celebs?!" or "Why are we talking about this when [insert important political event] is going on?!?!11" comments should be immediately redacted. Why does Jezebel have to be a feminist C-Span? It clearly states that it is partly a celebrity/gossip site. I give these…

I think your point was more "I'm a self-important dickhead with no valid point to make, so I'm just going to connect the dots on buzzwords and hope no one notices the fact that my entire comment, as well as the subsequent explanation, was completely intellectually bankrupt."

Oh don't eeeeeven go there with me, OK? Maybe you need to find another site? I have no idea what you're posting here or what this nonsense is all about. I just don't know. If you are suggesting that we don't write about rape, I would suggest you look here.

I don't see what is wrong with being a master manipulator in your work. I wish that I were. I had to go into my office today and smile in everyone's face when I really felt like cussing most of them out. I ended up in the restroom crying because I was so drained from this shit day after day. Beyonce knows how to play…

"I knew the job was dangerous when I signed up for it. My recruiter told me that I might face my greatest fear someday. Today, I saw the ogre, the nemesis, the dog and my training took over. I'd like to thank my sensei Mr. Pickles for seeing in me what I could not. Also, meeoow."

Oh yeah. I totally forgot about Brangeloonies, in the wake of all the Twihards and 1directioners and newer over-the-top fandoms. But you still exist, huh?

Black Twitter and Black Tumblr had me on the floor.

I headed straight to Lipstick Alley as soon as this broke and the absence of chill over there gave me so much life. That and Black twitter.

Somewhere out there in the world, Drake is crying into his white wine spritzer b/c Solange Knowles is more gangsta, thug, and 'bout that life than he will EVER be.

Oh, yeah. You can't have a couple like Matthew and Tina raising kids and not have at least one of them not being THAT relative, you know. That family is used to fireworks.

Yes. If you like it you should put a ring on it. If you anger it you should put a ring on it. When in doubt, just put a ring on it.

I'm going to repeat my assertion that the whole Solange meltdown is typical drunk party behavior that's been magnified by celebrity status. She used Jay Z's name to get her friends on, or whatever the case may be, he called her out, and she reacted like a wild drunk lady. Beyoncé was blasé about it because it was just…

Lindy i really happy for you and Imma let you finish but, what it means is that Bey Z has the greatest PR machine of ALL TIME!

Between this and the 100-year-old lady yesterday, my tear ducts are getting a major workout.