Anyone know how much the stepmom was paid to sell her integrity?

Dear Barbara:

Saw him at this Los Angeles food tasting event about a year or so ago and he had the same bloated, disheveled look about him. Me thinks he is spend mucho time with a bottle in hand.

I live in Toronto and I strangely want to volunteer to find Ms. Goodhand, but I suspect she is the Keyser Söze of this mystery.

I feel like this is Jezebel's Manti Te'o story.

Holy shit, Baby George is secretly dating Tom Cruise, abusing Vicodin, and lying about having miscarriages for sympathy? His parents need to ground him.

We have to tell the dog to "sit" and "stay" outside the bedroom door. Then once we've done our thing we look over and there is inevitably one of our cats staring at us. It's quite the production.

We Need To Talk About Kelvin.

We have to lock the cats out of our room. They jump on the bed and try to help.

This woman makes really impressive cakes.

Yes, but Tom Hardy.

Amen! Actually, by referring to him as a shady muthafucker, you're being rather kind. LOL. He's a spineless, low-life, chauvinistic asshole and I have no idea why women continue to deal with his ugly ass. He'll do ANYTHING to remain relevant. I'm actually disgusted by everyone on that damn show...they make Atlanta (my…

This is the first time I've looked at a baby and thought, 'What an asshole' but I don't know why.

I think I just got an awesome idea for a reality show starring Dean McDermott and Eddie Cibrian.

This is a genuine comment on the E! Emma Stone article:

let me know when Tori is somehow involved in something more salacious. Like a child prostitution ring or serial murder.

OOOH, can Chico's be next? Pretty please?

Have they actually SOLD that many copies?

Just stopping in to say: that song Tim McGraw did with Nelly is LITERALLY THE WORST SONG IN THE HISTORY OF LIFE, that last line of the chorus "and it hurts so baaaaaad" ears bleeding make it stop when will it end why god whyyyyyyyyyy

I think we should turn our mockery from Kim and Kanye to people buying physical copies of magazines