Heartbreaking. My current line of work finds me in these situations quite often and it’s really hard to have maintain your professionalism while you are so devastated inside. I’m glad I’m not in a position of authority because I would have lost it at his first, “Oh my goodness.”

Misty is a painful reminder of how much I would have accomplished at her age, if I hadn’t listened to my inner doubt. She also reminds me of how much I have accomplished because I didn’t listen to the doubt of others. Here’s to a new generation that has someone to look up to as a role model of setting goals and…

RUN, MINKA, RUN!!!

I think that was my “ghoster’s” reason. I wasn’t necessarily dangling a relationship in front of him, but we just knew we were not in it for the long haul. Truthfully, he was about the age where he was ready to settle down. He had been pining for his ex forever and our fling dragged on way too long. Now that I think…

I think losing the friendship is much harder than the sex part because I’m wired by emotions. Sex was just okay with us, but our friendship was sooOOOooo DEEP!! You will be feeling it for awhile. I can tell you from experience. But, one day you will wake up and you won’t miss him. At all. I promise. As cliché as it…

I was ghosted by a guy that I was in a purely sexual relationship with. I’m pretty sure he met someone in between our hookups and rather than just tell me he was moving on, he just stopped taking my calls. At the time, I was more hurt at the fact that we had an incredible friendship for almost a decade before we slept…

That was gonna be my next question. What was the size of the suspect’s penis?

That was like the recent Grace of Monaco film. It was basically The Nicole Kidman and Tim Roth Story. They didn’t use makeup, do much with their hair or their accents. I laughed through the entire film.

I think it’s because she DGAF. Her weight does fluctuate and she’s admitted she’s been called out on it, but she’s also got good genes. I loved the photo she posted of a something she was eating and it just so happened to catch her inner thigh stretch marks. She’s a supermodel, married to John Legend and has an…

I’m sorry, but Don Lemon is nothing more than sausage for a meme generator. I made this one for free online. CNN, please stop using him for important discussions on race. Thanx K Bye.

So glad I checked in here before headed to work. Now, this is how you start the day!

Wait. She had an affair, but you “sought solace?” What kind of double standard bullshit is this? Plus, what does her affair have to do with you resigning? What an asshat!

Totally looks like a Ramada Inn or something!

Doesn’t Kim have any other photos of Kanye and North that aren’t taken in a hotel room with a room service tray in the background? My guess is no.

It’s more of a cool down song. I know, because my yoga instructor has been using it forever and I just want to punch someone by the time the class is over.

Yeah!! Then you get back home and you are scouring the internet for anything on them. I confess. I love those Eurotrash rags too.

I’m probably in the minority, but that photo of Kelly Osbourne made me laugh. It is literally what Rachel Whats Her Name looks like to me. So ridiculous.

This edition of “The Week in Tabloids” is like I went on a European vacation and all I could find was shitty foreign rags at a bodega in the airport. WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE????

Not only do I love that Caitlyn spells her name with a C and not a K, but she broke the Internet on the same day that The Kardashians tried to get us excited about 9 more months of Kim’s maternity fashion disasters. This is way more important. You go, girl.

Had a relative, a young boy about 5 years old, get cat scratch fever from a feral cat. Started as a simple scratch, turned into full on meningitis. Fortunately, he was able to be treated in time. It’s important for educate people about feral or unvacccinated animals. There is some nasty stuff you can catch, mainly…