These are so great.

Jesus sure had the dreamiest blue eyes.

PLEASE LET THIS BE THE END OF THEM AND THAT SHOW. TAKE THEIR CREEPY SIDE-HUGGING UNCHRISTIAN PROPAGANDA AND GO LIVE IN A COMPOUND IN THE MOUNTAINS NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN.

WHAT? My fictional superhero from a comic book created out of pure fantasy is a black guy? Next thing you’re gonna tell me is Jesus wasn’t a white dude from the Middle East!!

I think it’s great that the family is supportive, but I really wish the Kardashians weren’t involved with Bruce’s transition being televised. I feel so manipulated by them enough as it is, that it really just doesn’t come across as genuine. I feel like Kendall had her father’s best interest at heart, but the rest of…

Meh. It’s okay, if you’re into looking elegant and gorgeous. *eyeball roll*

Yeah. Then there’s that. You’re so right on.

Okay. At first I was like, there is no possible redeeming value to any of this manipulative tripe. But, you got me with that last paragraph. Even someone like me, who currently works at a government job dealing with low income families, could learn a valuable lesson on what their lives are like when they go home.…

Shhhh. The crazies can read this.

Not only did this segment kill, but Cecily Strong was incredibly hilarious without trying too hard. Her delivery was flawless.

This is yet another extreme example of “helicopter” parenting.

Something tells me Steve...I mean, Ari will find a forever home soon. That is one great face.

While I do admire her bravery, the way to combat the rape problem in India is so much more than safety on public transportation. Good luck to her and hopefully it will spark a change.

Is it really necessary for such a serious statement after 8 months of dating? That isn’t even the full gestation of an actual baby.

I don't have any suggestions on who is good enough for Susan Sarandon, but I do know it's not this guy. How do you go from keeping your relationship completely private to giving interviews about it and making reality shows about your life?

Yeah. What was that all about? Rich man privilege?

Oh snap. Well done.

Is it wrong that I am hoping you're right?

You and me both.

Totally missed my question. I wanted to know what he thought of Lazenby as Bond, since he was obviously Australian and not English (like Idris). But you do you, boo boo kitty.