When I said it wouldn't end well, I meant for us. Can you imagine all the shitty music this relationship is going to create?

I know, but did Roger think he was English enough???

O NO HE DIN'T. Also what about that Australian Bond? George Lazenby or something?

Re: Swift and Harris. It will not end well. He's notoriously bitter when it comes to his exes. It's like Taylor doesn't Google the history of her potential boyfriends or something. My favorite was The Daily Mail quoting Calvin's ex Rita Ora "wishing them the worst."

I find it interesting that these stories about Scott Disick's rehab and Rob Kardashian's mental health issues come to the surface right after Kris Jenner negotiated that $100 million deal, with Scott and Rob only getting paid per episode because they are really not interesting enough story arcs for the show. And by…

Damn. I'm so old, I forgot they were married.

I almost couldn't get through that first paragraph on Bradley Cooper because I started thinking he seems like he'd be a controlling boyfriend and then I started thinking about who he dated (Esposito, Zellweger, Saldana) and then I started laughing from that "penis/vagina" anecdote and then I was like WHO CARES! That…

*edit* it was supposed to read "paid per laugh or groan" but you get the gist

I stopped watching Fashion Police years ago because it was so obvious that the fashion critiques were written and they were painfully unfunny, like almost to the point of corny vaudeville-level punchlines. Kelly, Guiliana and the panel almost seemed embarrassed to laugh along, but it was like they had Stockholm…

According to this article, I have to stop using my cellphone!!

Heather Mills may be on to something. I remember the days when kids at school would say Paul McCartney was that old guy in that video with Michael Jackson. I had older brothers and sisters, so I knew about The Beatles.

That one image slideshow gets me every time. And you're right. They weren't ugly. Or that wasn't some inventive way to whiten your toenails. Or you already know the 22 things you're doing that is giving you cancer.

Yes. Cancel Fashion Police. Because it was too much to just revamp the show once Joan was gone and hire a panel of experts who could just focus on the fashion and not the fat shaming, casual racism and general nastiness that it evolved into. I have been saying from the start that those scripted "barbs" the E! show's…

I've been begging for this. When Joan Rivers first started her award show red carpet shows, she would ask "Who are you wearing?" and it came from a place of knowledge about designers. How this all evolved into body shaming is beyond me. I also remember exactly when fashion on the red carpet returned to glamour with…

And then people wonder why bullying is such an epidemic. Adults and media are setting the example.

Secondhand Embarrassment By Association. — US Tourist

Generally the therapist.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS GUY? I mean I just remember this nerdy, homely, average singer who came out of nowhere and made some harmless catchy tunes. Now, he acts like he's some fucking legendary musician that has some sort of cosmic wisdom. Recovered Ego Addict. High Speed Intellectual Crash? Who talks like that outside…

Now I'm searching desperately on Netflix trying to find the movie!

Kim. This is your future. Picking your nose.