swap out the rest for quinoa

Just to be clear, this is what happened to the car. On the right. Gabriella is on the left.

Oh and to post on behalf of my husband, he gave himself a concussion on our homemade slip-n-slide that was actually a 100ft long piece of painters plastic. I had suggested putting an inflatable pool at the bottom but he said it wasn't necessary and went hard into that metal fence. I'm not sure if this was dumb,…

I have a structured settlement, but I need cash now. Call JG Wentworth 877-Cash-now!

It's a perfectly fair question. I think public stadium financing is horseshit, period, but I also think the scale is much larger in the case of NFL stadiums. NFL stadiums are humungous, massively expensive, much more limited as multi-use venues, and only host a maximum of 12 home games per year.

Did protests help end the war in Vietnam? Did protests help end apartheid? The answer isn't clear, but I think the protesters were on the right side.

This ought to be a shoo-in.

I nominated Shovel Girl. #neverforget

Somewhat off-topic: But am I the only one who finds it really smart how Wendy's has rebranded itself in the past four years or so? The last time I went there they had very fancy drink machines, this sort of retro 60's meets modern vibe, a digital fireplace, flatscreens everywhere and the best of Dinah Shore playing in…

Just so you are in accordance with all long-form recipes posted on the Gawkerverse, may I recommend using this link to provide people with a standardized recipe format?

I've enjoyed the first season of 'Serial' and look forward to the next season, but I've never thought of it as a murder mystery. Going in, I didn't expect a grand reveal in the final episode, a moment where Koenig assembles all the interviewed individuals in a tasteful British country estate parlor, pulls out a pipe…

At least one for the dog. Call it a pre-pup.

JESUS. Is there any way to unsubscribe from Mark's poobloodurinevomitjizz-fest on Jezebel? (I love all your other stuff, Mark, but not all of us have the iron stomach that you seem to have for bodily fluids and solids.)

For those interested, the music is by Coyote & Crow: http://www.coyoteandcrow.com/music.html

Those managers are enemabags. So is anyone who gets snotty about pregnant women trying to exist while being pregnant.

No offense, dude, but I would rather have all of my internal organs pulled out with a hook Ancient Egypt-style than spent ten minutes with you in a public space.

I hope you tip as well as you type.

And be totally paranoid and don't enjoy a moment of it!