I'm here, darling!

And the thing is it would trump what Aramark is probably serving them which is likely full of filler and woefully lacking in nutrition.

if only 'fried grub Fridays' were a thing

I can't speak for asshole Arizonan guy....but textured vegetable protein is actually pretty good*.

I'm actually surprised they are still served animal protein considering that the asshole Arizonan guy was a huge fan of "textured vegetable protein" which is cheaper.

Yup, me too. Either we're all hopeless optimists or just really fucking dumb.

If it is any consolation, I thought the same thing.

"If you liked 'eat, pray, love' you'll love 'erasurehead'"

I get that, but I wish the actors and actresses were a little closer to 18 than say, 25. Or like, late 20s like most of the actors and actresses on Glee are. Can't we at least do 18-21?

Actually, I'm generally adequate in the kitchen! That first day (with the soup and the fish) was a hilarious shit-show, mostly due to me being distracted by hunger + trying to blog while chopping + whatever clumsiness was in the stars. The rest of my fuck-ups were mostly about me buying the wrong ingredients at the…

Hmm... this seems so familiar, I can't quite put my finger on it...

Right, but the problem is the perception that waiting tables can be such a lucrative profession is part of the reason why it still pays so little in actual wages. "They like it this way!" anecdotes like yours contribute to their culture in poverty.

Yeah, it was my mistake. I thought I'd fixed every instance of referring to it as Ohio, but I'd missed one.

Out of curiosity, how many needy kids have you adopted?

Was that an autocorrect typo, or intentional?

I ended up here on my way back from Lifehacker and I thought this was a post about how computer servers had staged an uprising and were taking their revenge upon poor sysadmins. But this is better.

Hey, how about we not throw mentally disabled people under the bus in order to insult people we don't like? That'd be pretty cool!

That's funny, I almost said something about cooking or doing laundry. Pose me leaning over the dryer, putting wet stuff in, or taking dry stuff out. Or chopping vegetable matter on the cutting board by the kitchen sink.