If this is a troll, it's a weirdly-entertaining one.

Even though I just watched the video on a different site, I'm going to propose taking it down from Jezebel. It's already available from many other sources plus the text and additional info gets the point across without having to watch a mentally ill killer announce his plan and figure out the best "evil laugh."

The last time I went to Disneyland happily was when I was 11, with my grandparents. My grandfather went to a huge annual dental association convention in Anaheim, and we were put up in the Governor's Suite at the Anaheim Hilton, literally across the street from Disneyland. My brother and I got VIP passes and personal…

I went last week and as I was waiting 50 mins to ride space mountain, I loudly expressed my desire for a refund, all in singles so that I may actually enjoy blowing 100 bucks by hitting up a nearby strip club.

We've only been a few times since my kids were born (now 9 and 10). Every time is pure hell— crowds, lines, and it gets worse as the day goes on. I fork over my credit card at the ticket booth for like $350, I look around and think how on earth are these people paying for this? The answer is supposedly the annual…

Okay from that still image on the video it really looks like the cast is Dina, Teresa, Melissa, and three not-quite-correct Melissa clones.

Fuckin' makeup! How does it work?

Excellent, but needs more Faygo.

Fairly positive Jez covered this a while back when it first came out. I've definitely seen all of these photos before, quite a while ago.

Nodding off and nodding out are not the same thing. I am a tired person and I often nod off on the bus. Not the same thing as nodding out. I hope this (clearly bright and lovely) girl is ok.

I hope the little girl got kinship care. I know a lot about Philly DHS and the lack of safe foster care placements, esp. for kids who were neglected and traumatized (and need extra special care because of all the emotional and behavioral problems) is a major issue. There are some good placements, definitely but it can…

If your GPA was 3.0 or better, I would include it. You're still close enough to your college experience for it to be relevant to potential employers.

My mum and I are going to Rome in September and I just read this post and told her we have to go there. She was unenthused but I'll just keep repeating "Alcohol. In chocolate shot glasses!" until she acquiesces. Thank you!

If that place was called Rivendita, I've been there as well! I loved it for the chocolate shots and their wide array of absinthe to choose from. It was in Trastevere on Vicolo del Cinque (yes, I remember 3 years later, for whenever I get the chance to go back.)

I've been there too! It was... interesting. I wonder if there's any place like it in the US.

Disagree. Agree. I don't know.

The update will, of course, include a toy. Ahem.

I fucking guarantee that no child is unable to get vaccines in Oregon. We have a drawer in back that is devoted to only low income, cash pay or Medicaid children. It is laziness and ignorance of the parents preventing them.

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