Uh...what. I mean I get that some small portion of women may have a particularly unhappy countenance but I also don't think smiling is the norm. In fact, if I were walking down to the coffee shop and every face I passed was smiling, it would probably feel like some weird Stepford-y horror movie where everyone is…

One of the the more brilliant moments of season 4.

Hahaha it's more interesting than you'd thing. I'll get lost in a completely useless subject/series of subjects for hours. It's proven wonderfully unhelpful for career purposes....It's great for trivia night, though!

I don't even have to be drunk to do that. Sometimes I'll realize I spent the last 40 minutes looking up something like why western culture developed forks while eastern culture went the chopstick route.

YES.

Weirdly obsessed with cheese is on my list of pros....

Ah actually, I've been lucky enough to be out of the greys since kinja launched several months ago...as far as i know theres no mod page to request you get de-greyed, I think the only way for that to happen is to post a lot so just keep going!

I feel like if I were a flight attendant I would end up snapping and dumping the pitcher of gross plane orange juice on a rude customer while bellowing "SKY LAW, ASSHOLE!"

True. But I think in practice they have a lot in common with waitresses, especially in dealing with asshole customers/passengers.

Family reunion in ohio? I recommend you bring potato salad along with your feminist feistiness. The secret ingredient for both winning reproductive rights battles and making a kick ass potato salad is determination*.

When I was younger I wanted to be a flight attendant because I thought it'd be a cool way to travel the world. Now after years of restaurant industry work...ugh. I really sympathize with flight attendants, that's a tough job.

Just found it and left this groveling request http://groupthink.jezebel.com/hi-slaybelle-d…

Now that you mention it, I don't know where I ever got the impression she bathed frequently.

Very true. I somehow managed to claw my way out of the grays for the initial launch of kinj but I can't crack GT.

Great. Is Celia's username just Celia? I'm not sure I remember seeing her before.

Hmmm I think I remember that but in my typical procrastinator way I just figured I could stroll into GT/PR fashionably late!

I'm in a similar situation...my back up plan is marry rich!

Hmmm...Scary Movie & the other ones that were similar...Date Movie, Whatever Movie.

Hooray! CONGRATS!

Shamelessly starring and commenting on my own post. I need answers, here, folks!