Commenting just to look at publish button. I see the 'i' pretty distinctly!

Oh well for fuck's sake.

HOW did that not make it to jez??

This got so many responses but you're the only one who found the original post...good work, super sleuth!

thanks! glad to know I'm not fully descending into madness, yet

Is this just my own dejavu or did the wedding party story/question already appear on jet or gawker media somewhere?

...got too lazy to keep looking for a preach gif so I went with a still

How do we submit corrections under the new kinja system? I see you misspelled 'happier' at the end of the title.

And so positive! And non-trolly! (hope I'm not speaking too soon....)

But of course! I'm sure you have lots of allies willing to lend a hand, too

Umm yeah, I'm gonna need you to send me more dog beach videos.

Car rides for doggies who love car rides! No car rides for doggies who unexpectedly fear-diarrhea on my cloth seats (but I still love him)!

I love dog beaches.

I approve your candidacy, however, given that dogs are also allowed to vote in elections, I suggest you head over to costco and get an XL tub of peanut butter and some dog treats. Campaigning can get pretty competitive.

Good! It's BYOPS (bring your own pooper scooper).

There will be a variety of jams and marmalades available for snacking/personal lubrication purposes.

Oh the squeeeeee

*googles cost of buying an island* So....how many zeros are on that donation?

Just edited my post to include an open invite to all Jezzies so OF COURSE.

For safety reasons I definitely see avoiding buffalo wings...maybe sub in barbecue wings?