I’m so sure Tomi is more liberal than she leads us on. I don’t think she buys even 50% of what she says.

She stepped out of a line and all her bros went, “I don’t know her.”

Yup. Let this be a learning lesson to fellow conservative women. Ms Lahren did everything right to be a cool girl, she was one of the ‘good ones.’ She stepped out of a line and all her bros went, “I don’t know her.”

I would totally drive a tank if given the opportunity. I don’t think a tank would make a good everyday commuting vehicle but I bet it would be fun to take out on the weekends.

EVERY mainstream success of Tim Allen has been in spite of Tim Allen. He’s an enormous, unfunny asshole, and has been for decades.

I always thought Al was so cute, so I’m down.

Wilson and Al were the highlights for me, personally. Allen’s shtick wore thin, even when I was a kid.

Galaxy Quest! That was more in spite of him tho...

I’ve just realised that Al - portrayed as a pathetic loser in the 90s - could easily be identically written in 2017 as the romantic lead.

Thank you. He is such a shithead. It’s such a shame too, because Galaxy Quest is such a great metaphor for resistance. It’s like we’ve heard and said these things about freedom and rebellion for so long. Our rights are invoked so often over nonsense, like truck ads, they sound trite and hollow. But they are real. It’s…

Alan Rickman would have his head. Maybe he knew, even back then, what a shitheel Allen would turn out to be...

He literally got famous by showing how suburban white men are grunting moronic troglodytes. Literally. And proudly.

By Grabthar’s hammer, what a shithead.

Congrats on your poop. Best news I’ve read all day.

I read this on the toilet and my reaction at the first was enough to knock out of my colon a poop that I was struggling to get out. Thank you, Wingnut #1!

Is she, though? Because I very strongly do not relish the thought of Dr. Oz being anywhere near the leadership of our national health system.

That’s the white pineapple ones for me. Even my 3 year old is trained to know if she is given gummi bears the white ones go to Mom.

I yell at my colon with a burr when I’m constipated. Really is a useful accent for making things happen quickly.

Caitlyn Jenner says make up and high heels are the essence of womanhood the same way some cis women say/believe that. It’s probably way more things for her, but that’s the aspect that is easiest for her to talk about and is probably what is making her the happiest currently.