I think there is one like that at the metro stop by the zoo, isn’t there? I remember being on a ridiculous one on a school trip, and I think it was there.... No, thank you. 

The marshmallow fluff-like nonsense? ::wrinkles nose:: Beige gloppy shit all the way.

Same. :(

I remember something about chewed gum, and there was definitely another one I’m missing. I think it involved a dollar or something?

Out of curiosity, was/is your dad Mormon?

I am aghast. Like, “eh, we can add that next week. Let’s go for a beer.”

As someone who just took engineering ethics last semester, that was my first thought. That and “here’s a new friend for Tacoma Narrows.”

Nothing makes me more unhappy than seeing a top and thinking, “Ooh, that would be great for work, I’m totally getting tha... it has no shoulders.”

Everything is cold shoulder lately. It’s maddening.

Right. I guess what I was trying to get across was that if the goal was to highlight black women, they had a pretty good opportunity in that February and March are right next to each other. 31-days-or-less pockets aren’t enough for women’s history or black history? Great! We have two months right together where we can…

I feel like this should have been a two month thing that included Black History Month and Women’s History Month. This feels... ill-advised.

I just looked up the trailer and OH MY GOD. What a dumpster fire!

Cooch hooch?

Was gonna say, a lot of the other ones you find online involve terrible hats, so not a lot of room for improvement.

A week or so before Christmas, there was a house fire in my county. The elderly couple made it out, but their three grandchildren in the basement died. They think it was caused by a space heater. It seems like there is always at least one house fire here right around Christmas. :(

I can’t imagine a more terrifying way…

I am slain.

That thing was so frickin’ cute I couldn’t stand it.

Those numbers were a hard “fuck no”. Thank you, Black Women of Alabama.

Before these helpful Thanksgiving articles, I always thought that stuffing vs. dressing was kind of a north-south thing.

Alfre Woodard as Sarabi? Here for it.

I have fainted exactly once, and it was from overheating. I was incredibly dizzy and light-headed for a few minutes, and was standing where my ex had left me in the bathroom, getting ready to step into a cool shower. All of the sudden I realized I was drifting away from the shower door and reached out desperately to…