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I have this, as well, and it started when I was in my late teens or early 20s. And the saddest part is, the sweeter the melon, the worse the itching/burning. I had the most delicious sprite melon one time, and I was worried I’d have to go to the emergency room. :(

Watermelon seems to affect me much less than

They are descended from the Lamanites (some older Mormons will actually call them that), who were the descendants of the two evil brothers out of a trio that came from Israel around 600 BC.

All of the terrors visited upon native peoples by conquerors are the result of the curse for being their issue. Like, it was

I am 29, and I was taught that at some point during my Mormon upbringing. They always have this fun thing about what “fallible” local teachers say vs. doctrine, and it’s so much bullshit. They need to clamp down harder on it if it doesn’t represent them.

Oh, gross. Is that a Utah thing? I never heard it out here. But maybe I fell away before it became a thing.

I’ve taken to telling the guys I game with to calm down when they start getting all bothered about something, and hoo boy do they not like it one bit. They will completely forget what they were in hysterics over and ask me, “Why did you feel the need to tell me to calm down?” in the poutiest way imaginable.

And then

Huh. I guess I always just cross my arms under mine. I have to jostle them a bit and it makes me look like a hussie if I’m wearing anything but a t-shirt, but it works.

Also, now that I’m thinking about arm-crossing more than I ever have in my life, I think I only do it when I’m anxious. Because even when I’m crossing

Oh, no. Here comes my lunch. Lord have mercy. D:

This world would be a better place if we had more women in government saying “pretty dope”.

I’m so confused about the way the one on the left is crossing her arms. I am of a similar size, and.... I don’t know. I just did what she is doing, and it was so uncomfortable and unnatural.

Exactly. It’s just the same mixture of spices that you put into a standard pumpkin pie. If you swap out one spice for another (cloves for allspice, I think? I can’t keep track) you have apple pie spice. No pumpkin involved, just lovely autumnal spices.

How the pumpkin blend was voted the better one is beyond me.

I.... What, each one has a little screw cap and you just stick a hose in there until they’re full?

And those being full of water sounds even more painful than regular implants. :(

Just reading this made my cervix ache. No.

Laying low for a while is effort now, apparently.

Seriously with point #1. I game and while I’m not one of those obnoxious ragers, I do get heated from time to time when rehashing some BS to my friends. I cuss A LOT, and come up with some pretty ugly things to say about members of Goonswarm (trust me, they deserve it). Never, ever has that word popped into my head,

Whaaaaaaaat is thiiiiiiis? :o Oh my god, no.

Jezebel: The Magical Land of “Get out of here with your #notallmen bullshit” and “But I voted for Hillary, why do you hate us?”

Hooboy, they are not going to be looked kindly upon going through Ruckersville. Are they just marching up 29? Are they blocking the road? As someone who has to take that route to work and school from Ruckersville to Charlottesville, I would definitely like more information than is available on their website. :(

I agree that polite isn’t the word for it. I think most people do it because they know they will be shit-talked about among the whole county if they don’t?

So I live in a blood-red rural area, and work in a very blue city (Charlottesville, actually) right on Main Street. In my county, people wave at strangers as they pass on the road, usually at least nod in passing at the store and the older ones will often say hello. (Now, of course, they are probably whispering trash