*you’re

It wasn’t a typo, that’s why it was in quotes. Trump himself made this error a while back in a typically bombastic tweet.

I know you’re joking, but thank the Bush administration and cost-cutting California local government, unfortunately. Apparently a decade ago, environmental groups filed a federal complaint with the FERC with the goal of getting the California Department of Water Resources to clad the emergency spillway with concrete…

I think my fave part of Melissa’s Spicey skit was when she turned the press room into QVC for Ivanka’s crap.

Hello. I’m not American. Can someone tell me why America thought it was a good idea to make a functionally illiterate man with severe personality disorders the President of the United States of America?

I am getting hoarse from yelling this, but Republicans don’t even have to like their candidates for them to show up and vote for them. They will literally vote for horrible people who they don’t particularly like, because they know at the end of the day, that they’ll largely get the job done that they want done.

Yeah, he’s kind of my new favorite politician. That’s like Scotland level profanity.

My mom’s late best friend was Margaret Hamilton (the wicked witch of the west’s) assistant in the late 60s and 70s. She had nothing but good things to say about her. She got pregnant, outside of marriage, and her boyfriend left her. Margaret Hamilton was so supportive and treated her like a daughter when her own…

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Also where are the parents of this poor girl.

Judge Randy Stoker should be bombarded with actual mail to his home address, since, ya know — he hates the Internet and thinks it’s a good excuse for rape. But since I’m not privy his home address, he can be reached here:

Looking at his face makes me reconsider drinking my way through the next four years.

But... how do you make it mini-er? Yeah, it’s maybe 300 pages, but every page is 70% empty space! O_O

Oh, you’re readying the book book. Oh yeah. Well, you see... none of them have read the actual book, but rather they’ve got one of those mini quote books on the back of their toilet, or something like that.

“can feel it. That’s what I do in life, it’s called — like, I understand.”

The Art of War by Sun Tsu

Dictators have been elected. Hitler, obviously, is the prime example. Stalin was elected through the normal state mechanisms and he was also a dictator. The list goes on, but I assume you get the point. Dictatorial authority is not inconsistent with normal constitutional mechanisms for elections and pathways to…