The entire Cabinet is a swamp filled with Rodents of Unusual Size.

Also the sex will probably be really lousy. There’s never a good reason to fuck a republican!*

oh, they’re ALL “party of Lincoln” / Fredrick Douglas / MLK-style Republicans... the same way they’re all “really more of a Libertarian” when they find no women want to have sex with them.

Yea, I have tons of respect for those Yemeni bodega owners; you know they work on really narrow profit margins, and closing down for 8 hours was a big sacrifice for a lot of them.

Well, that’s kind of the point of a strike. Yes, strikes hurt the workers. But the idea is that the injustice you’re striking against is more damaging than the loss of wages.

This is just one prong of the protest effort. Folks who can’t take part in the strike will have many, many other opportunities.

Bannon is clearly Rugen...

“It just so happens that your democracy here is only MOSTLY dead. There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there’s usually only one thing you can do.”

I didn’t think it all through, but yeah, that’s a great analogy. I feel like we’re being tortured to death - maybe we’re only on 20-30 out of 50 and it’s going to get worse first, but eventually we’ll come back to life and triumph against evil Prince Trumperdink.

You’re better at this than me - who’s Fezzik and Inigo…

So, our democracy is Westley in this scenario? Hopefully being miraculously revived after being tortured to death.

God I hope he’s as miserable as we all think he is. I also hope he lives for many more years, and has to live with the shame he’s brought on our country and on his stupid family name. I hope people still protest him and mock him long after his inevitable impeachment. I hope this fucker pays for the damage he’s done.

I dont know how Obama even does it.

Fun fact: the people who will be pissed off by this skit also think the girl Ghostbusters ruined their childhood. 

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

♫ They came in like a wrecking ball...♫

It’s awful but

It is hilarious and he was wrong.

I remember hearing the same thing from the last time Hillary Clinton lost an election. America would never vote for a black guy with a weird foreign sounding name.

Trump is just as bad as Hillary guys! The DNC cheated Bernie so let’s protest vote! Let’s stay home! They both suck equally!