Yeah, that’s bare minimum for decent new construction around here. Either the housing market in Wisconsin is way different, or maybe she lives in a trailer and he was being a douche?

My 94 Saturn SL was the best snow car I ever owned. As this blizzard bears down on me, I’m sure missing that thing. It was a piece of junk, too, so I wasn’t even that worried about some other dumb driver fucking it up.

That woman was so very gross. She was so fucking happy about that conversation. :|

I yelled at my monitor so immediately that I would have missed his “I mean woman” correction if it hadn’t been for the subtitles. What a scrub.

I guess that could be possible, but the scene with Virginia license plates I’m talking about is the party where she first meets the nice guy, whatever his name is. That’s obviously a group of people she hangs out with often, and seems to be her hometown. Also, Fishersville, which is where she shot the nurse at the…

Is she, though? That’s what I thought at first, but then in season 3, her backstory bits show Virginia plates. I think there’s a Waynesboro in PA too, but Waynesboro, VA is also a place, and an hour away from me. That episode lead led me to believe she’s a Virginian.

I just walked out of BB&B half an hour ago, and used 7 coupons while I was there. Still spent $100 on a bunch of fucking towels, though....

So, some time ago, some one posted a great gif of Kirk jumping over the bridge railing that said “Kirk out”. It was the greatest gif of all time, and I saved it to my phone.

Now I have a new phone, and I can’t find the gif. If one of you lovely people would post it, I will be forever in your debt.

My boss does this to me. It drives me crazy.

I guess it’s like losing a submarine.

So, my friend’s step-dad was arrested this week and charged with “three felony counts of use of a communications system to facilitate certain offenses involving children”. I was not surprised by this.

The thing that makes me sad is that this girl is getting married in a week. I feel like her life is terrible right now.…

I just checked the website and was surprised to see that you’re right. The “slide” part of the name seems wrong, but I have definitely ordered a mud-something at Dairy Queen many times. And it’s like chocolate on chocolate plus some nuts. So it’s a thing.

Damn, there are some good ones here. Mine would be like Rex Jones. Or Rocky de la Bajada. Idk.

My friend who abuses her boyfriend shared this on Facebook earlier and my head exploded.

As I read this, I was thinking “what could he possibly have done to make you not imaginary-date him”, then I got to it and sucked my teeth. Yikes. What a boner killer.

I didn’t think you were trying to make anyone feel bad. I just don’t have much experience with vaginas that aren’t mine (read: no experience) so I don’t really know what’s normal. I just know I’ve gotten some weird looks from guys when they make me bleed, so I figured it wasn’t something they usually encountered.

For real. Maybe I’m just really... shallow or something, but anything over 6 or 7 beats the hell out of my cervix and usually causes bleeding. :/

I finished the show, but it just wasn’t the same without Sam Neill.... But yeah, it def got gruesome.

Or to make sure they don’t have a post-nosebleed blood goatee.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who went there.