I would ONLY want a driver if it was Argyle.

Why that gif, though?! Now I'm just sad. :( Wash....

I wouldn't use a good knife for that....

Shit's gotta get done whether your head is being split open with an ax or not.

Christ. My world would shatter if I found the salad forks in the right spot....

I would come home to camo recliners, taxadermied (sp?) heads, and a prominently-displayed gun rack in my living room.

What would that even entail? Redecorating the house while she's out? Doing the dishes behind her back?

I can't even with these people. How do folks grow up to be so mean?

At what point did the manager ask them not to come back? Because that's what happened, right?

Jesus. I could never be a waitress. "What, did you want to sit in someone's lap?" /FIRED

I love it.

The straps were the absolute first thing I saw. I just want to reach through the screen and fix them. :/

"Just so you know, if you propose to me in public, the answer will be no."

As I am currently two months away from my wedding and nowhere NEAR prepared, the idea of my fiance taking complete control and having it all ready the day of sounds wonderful.

Her head looks fuzzy and 'shopped in every shot. I don't... I mean, what is even happening?

Flourless cakes and tortes are ridiculously good. Especially with a nice ganache on top....

Neither of the two dogs I've gotten from the SPCA have tattoos on their bellies. One of them was older and might have been spayed before they got her, but the other was a puppy and was definitely neutered there.

I probably would have knocked her phone out of her hands and accidentally stepped on it. People are fucking ridiculous.

I wouldn't say it's not problematic, but it's definitely normal around here. If a white person* is talking about a non-white person, the FIRST descriptor out of their mouth is about their non-whiteness. I call my boyfriend on it all the time, but I haven't noticed that much improvement. Even if it's not out of malice,…

Axlotl tanks is what came to my mind.