Yup. I love doing it too, but it tastes so horrible.

My first instinct was to call your ex a douche, and it's so fitting.

I dig this. I do enjoy/am intrigued by my scent when I'm at home and relaxed, but I hate smelling myself when I'm out and about, around others. I just want to keep it between me and my partner.

Cum is the worst. I'd rather drink dish soap.

My fiance went down on me before going on an overnight fishing trip, and inadvertently left the house without washing his beard. Sometime around 4AM, he started chewing on his beard, as he is wont do to. His "wtf this tastes like pussy" face quickly became a "not bad" face.

I think my mom appreciated it. At least I wasn't bugging her to change the station!

I liked it as a kid, but I can't stand it now. I haven't listened to it in years.

For some reason, my childhood self always pictured Keillor looking like Harrison Ford.... Not so.

Crush: Probably Robert Siegal. I've loved his voice since I was a kid.

My shower has a seat that takes up about 1/3 of the space, but I don't get the water contact that I want there. I always end up sitting right on the floor....

I like the sound of the water. Once the tub is full, it's so quiet.... I end up letting it drain every few minutes so I can keep the water running. :p

A morning shower helps me wake up. Maybe that's what he's doing?

Sedentary and not going to the gym aren't the same thing.

I love them, too. Whenever I need to relax, I sit on the floor of the shower and just chill with my eyes closed. I can't tell you how many times I've fallen asleep there and been woken up when the water turns ice cold.

I have a wide range of shower habits.

My dad made sure I learned how to make tapioca pudding pretty early. That way when he wanted it, he wasn't the one standing at the stove stirring for 20 minutes....

Wow! Fried rice at six? I cooked when I was a kid, but that's impressive. I think I was still mastering scrambled and soft-boiled eggs at that point.

I was sexually harassed by a senior when I was a freshman in high school, and I didn't even realize what it was until years later, after I'd graduated. Why didn't it process? Because it was a girl. If a boy had said what she said and touched me where she touched me, I would have told someone. But it was a girl, which…

I seem to be the only one who likes the masks. They're my favorite part of the collection.

Eh. Each item has potential, but that top and skirt just don't go. The top would look good with a pair of slacks or skinnies or something. (As long as they did something about that hem, as someone else mentioned.)