I’m not understanding how an NBA player coming off the bench to play in a game is like some idiot being called out of the stands to play in an NBA game, but it’s your fantasy...not mine.

I am no business expert, but I am curious as to why a company would not be insured against legal action of this magnitude.

Yes, if we were all McDonald’s All Americans drafted into the NBA.

Seems like McAdoo about nothing.

I’d rather see a Giant skateboard at a Dogs game, but that’s just me.

I would have guessed “Child Support Payments” would be #1.

Love: “I’m a bitch, Lebron! I’m the real bitch!”
LeBron: “Kevin, don’t talk like that! You are a grown man! Put your hand down and keep your head up!”

“I don’t understand why Cleveland wants a ring so bad. This court has 2 basketball rings already!” - Ted Cruz

It’s the face that really throws me off.

“LeBron, you are just an average player in this league!”

“Still a bitch, Uribe!” - Draymond

Yeah, being called a bitch is one thing. Being called a bitch by a bitch is a different thing entirely.

I’d imagine he’s going to parade it around Toronto before taking a shit off of the top of the CN Tower.

I’m sure the NHL was just thankful that Brent Burns wasn’t in position for the award. I can’t imagine them giving it to a guy who looks like a homeless lumberjack.

Wouldn’t he get a 2802.0 (give or take) sticker?

Whatever. I just ran across the country in 40 days, so I have the record anyway. Just trust me.

The Bobs
Team Leader: Bob Roberts, VP of Committee Review & Compliance Committee

Yup, these are the Deadspin readers.

He’s like a less angry, less Jewish Bernie Sanders.

He probably wishes he had never been successful and never gotten drafted by the Eagles. But none of that is related to this story.