This is cool, but Kris Bryant’s offensive supernova on Monday evening was more notable (and arguably historic), but did not get get any love here. Granted, two well known and, at least in the case of Pat Summit, legendary coaches died during the same news cycle.

Given that there are literally no other major sports going on right now, and this is the most boring sports time of the year, every day is a slow news day.

Eyeroll, boring. Tell me when someone hits for the cycle!

Maybe the bag that killed him, WAS the good bag, and stopped this asshole from killing someone.

yeah with a baby eating ice cream. or making a mess or something. i’ll be honest, i have no idea what you mean

Sounds a lot like something someone from the Illuminati would say...

The Curry family has gone from best sports baby to most sports babies.

Matthew Coller’s Friend: [buys Bills one]

A good drinking strategy for him would be one-and-done.

These are all great options, but I’m damned if that sun doesn’t make me crack up every time I see it.

God is so good.

I don’t blame him for being mellow. Even if he doesn’t make it as a pitcher, at least he still has that High School Musical money to fall back on.

I’d say Iggy is the Warriors defender that matters the most to Lebron, but yeah, when he beat Andre off the dribble last night, there wasnt much in the 2nd line of defense to help.

I guess in those 5 years, you still haven’t learned that Deadspin (and especially Kinja) is no place for sincerity.

Is there going to be hugging now? I fucking hate hugging.

:)

<Makes jerkoff motion with hand>

Fuck man. Poor guy never had a chance. The tumor has the eye of the tiger.

I’m sure he’s be risin’ up, back on the streets in no time.

Connect 4 is a solved game. Don’t play Connect 4. It’s like playing Tic-Tac-Toe.