I think he means in his scrotum.

Well, America’s real pastime is Congress proposing asinine legislation, so it looks like that doesn’t actually need to be saved after all.

Being an NHL fan in Canada seems to get worse and worse every day.

NHL offseason is taking over the whole damn game!

When’s the last time a great player was traded for another great player, straight up, no strings attached, in any sport?

“Give me a pound dog!”
“Eh, not worth it.”

That was Gawker bro.

“THOSE SICK FUCKS!”

I think that actually supports the point that this is a slow news day (which is to be expected this time of year.) I was just disappointed by the content of the story compared to the headline, but I get it, they gotta write something, and not everything is going to be top tier news.

Well, that reaction was swift and decisive. I defer to the masses.

I didn’t know it was possible to get banned. In that case, this was a great post!

Yeah, f’n clickbait. I thought maybe he sent a midget up to bat.

Who #fucking cares?

Maybe if he wore some hipster glasses.

EXACTLY. No hitters aren’t that newsworthy these days. I don’t come to Deadspin to read about no hitters or a baseball player uneventfully standing in the field. ESPN can tell me about that. I come to Deadspin to read about pitchers almost killing birds and possibly get a link to a Hulk Hogan sex tape.

I’m just saying, wake me up when someone sends a midget back up to bat again.

Depends on how you define “rare.”

Slow news day.

Can you imagine if he went back to Miami again...just to fuck with everyone.

“Can you guys keep a secret?”