“She was probably asking for it.” - half the country
“ GUILTY! BAN HIM FOR LIFE!” - other half of the country

Is this like the Chris Paul/Cliff Paul thing where it actually was THAT Michael Vick, but he was wearing glasses and a cardigan?

“Disagree!”

Is he really that much less safe than the people on the sidelines?

Best Shark performance since right shark.

When’s the last time you’ve been to a bar, a major sporting event, or listened to sports talk radio. This country is filled with d-bags who love this shit!

You need a better support system.

I would have thought the years of anti-Bill Simmons posts would have had a bigger impact.

Well, there goes 9,999 hours of Kinja commenting right out the window.

If only he could be convicted of rape privately, he’d still have those job opportunities.

1. Shock - Arrest
2. Denial - Trial
3. Anger - Dad’s letter
4. Bargaining - “Apology” letter
Only 3 steps to go!

The inexplicably poor decision by the cameraman to film this escalating incident with Snapchat is vindicated only by the recognition that he would soon be on TMZ.

Has anyone tried pig latin?

This is a nice change. Manziel is usually getting overserved at nightclubs.

This reminds me of my idea for an NHL goalie to simply lay down in front of the goal that I cam up with when I was 5. It seemed revolutionary at the time.

Who is definitely on first.

The fun police and the IRS are both far more fun than NFL rule makers.

Furthermore, the rulebook has an entire section devoted to the rules by which the rulebook must be read. Within those rules are rules dictating how the rules in the rulebook within the rulebook must be ruled upon.

Personally, I prefer the guessing.

If Steph Curry played like that in every game this season, he wouldn’t have been MVP.