Prisco is right. If the jumpers aren’t falling, the Warriors have nothing. Thankfully the jumpers fall 90% of the games they play.

Flynn’s 1-point plan for being an old, white d-bag:
1. Treat poor minorities like they are less human than you.

All congressman were present for the vote except newly elected Pete Carroll, who decided to pass.

I mean, what’s the worst thing that could happen in, let’s say, a city like Seattle? Your team moves and you spend the next 10-15 years desperately trying to get a new team? I mean, what are the chances that would actually happen?

I don’t have to rent from the guy to call him a “dirty motherfucker.” I think seeing a picture of him is sufficient.

I’m sorry, I was distracted by her stunningly good looks, what were you saying?

“Yordano, I told you, fighting just isn’t in the Ventura DNA!” - Robin Ventura

If I hacked a major sports account, I would first be amazed that I became such a great hacker, and then put my hacking skills to better use.

That’s because the hacker is likely a former player with CTE who forgot to add that part in.

He’d have to be human to die.

Looks like Pittsburgh brought a Penguin to a Shark fight...and won!

Maybe Georgia politicians figured everyone in the state would be so distracted by the hordes of transgenders suddenly using the public bathrooms.

Better ask the Big Boss Man first. Nothing happens in Cobb County without his approval.

Years of hand muscle atrophy.

That’s a murderer’s row of genitalia.

“Mozgov no understand.” - Mozgov

Maybe his dad.

Don’t worry guys...Pepper Hamilton is on the case! :/

Thanks a lot, LeBron.

There are no winners in this situation. Those twenty minutes ruined plenty of lives. I hope they can make something positive out of this very negative situation.