Second greatest athlete of the 20th century...but still “The Greatest.”

That’s a shame. I love a good rainstorm.

Between this and the Rio Olympics, the kinda good news just keeps on coming for Brazil!

The great part is that he still had a big smile on his face the whole time.

If he doesn’t show dramatic improvement, there’s always hope that a Trump Presidency will dramatically devalue the dollar, making $225 million seem like mere pocket change.

I mean, sure, he’s playing bad right now, but that is not predictive of how valuable he will be once his swing comes back around in 2022 or so.

My caveman fantasies all involve Betty Rubble and Wilma Flintstone.

Marlon was always my least favorite of the Byrd 5.

The password is definitely snyderlovesindians69.

Dear everyone: SEPARATE YOUR CHURCH AND STATE.

I imagine this scene would have been far different had the Warriors lost to the Thunder on Monday night.

“It’s like burning your house doooowwwnnn with your air conditionnnniiiinngggg!”

Meanwhile, from Brokeback Mountain in the east, the whispers yearned for dongs...large, powerful dongs.

“Oh yeah, he caught that one square in the groin region.” - the media

$1.7M AND he gets to move out of Cleveland AND he gets to actually make coaching decisions? How is that a downgrade?

I’m assuming no one was happier when the Mariners got rid of Ichiro.

I heard a story about a Gator that was really large, but then he left Florida and got in great shape and had a long, productive career. His name was Udonis Haslem.

Sometimes nothing tastes better than low-hanging fruit.

“Rust was doing exactly what he was supposed to do in that situation. Glide around the ice with your head down, totally unprepared for contact.” - Penguins fan

You should have seen the trash that was there during the race...even more staggering.