This was spotted in Backes’ locker earlier in the postseason. I imagine this was Ott’s “gift.”

I almost felt bad for the Blues for a minute...almost, like dangerously close.

If Matt Harvey is rong, I don’t want to be Wright.

Know your role, rook. (Straight line movements only.)

Sharks in the Finals. Warriors on the verge of elimination. Just as I predicted weeks ago.

“NOMAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!”

This will please Jobu.

What I meant to say was that I just love the Puppy Bowl. Puppies should be playing football, not humans.

LOL! Global warming!

Remember when that Baylor basketball player murdered his teammate and the whole athletics program fell apart and never recovered? Me either.

Time to update the sign in Jim Harbaugh’s office.

The wall will be much bigger than 16 feet! We need to keep errant RGIII passes out and Make America Great Again!

I knew the Browns were bad, but I didn’t realize they were now being forced to practice in condo complexes.

Yeah, that’s gotta be a real, uh, slap in the face?

In some ways, KD is like a taller Steph Curry. People kinda forgot that he was good at basketball, it seems like.

It’s well below “ideal fan attire” levels:

Players don’t win championships. Organizations win championships.

I figured this wasn’t a serious question. I mean, they are about to beat (probably) 67 and 73 win teams in back to back series. Why would you even take into account the regular season at that point????

How much longer until your parents make you get a real job?

Hot take.