Should have gone with the longer question.

Durant, Westbrook and Donovan have yet to prove anything. Even if they win the Finals, remember Draymond Green was almost suspended for a game, Steph Curry had an injury earlier this year and Tim Duncan is really old.

Ronda Rousey or Amy Schumer?

Name one player on the Mets in worse physical shape than Matt Harvey. I dare you to try.

Real Marlins fan(s) stopped going to Marlins games a long time ago:

The knife and fork are for people with weak hands.

That’s perfect...if you want to look like this after every meal:

The more I read, the more I become convinced that it’s not a good idea to partake in activities that involve frequent head trauma. Either that, or our nation is becoming too politically correct.

After the game, Bartolo introduced his newest product endorsement: “Bartolo Cologne,” which is made from his own sweat as well as a hint of PEDs; guaranteed to keep you fat, happy and overachieving well into your 40's.

Given the Sharks reputation in the playoffs built in recent years...I’d like to think he’s had a little practice with that as well.

Pavelski is more than just the tip though. At least that’s his reputation with the ladies.

I don’t know, how DO you sustain a museum built around an atrocity? (This is a setup for a joke, right?)

Tell that to Latrell Sprewell.

“I always throw punches at mid-court during brawls. This one just happened to land.” - Kermit Washington

Oh, right, the “I’ve always flailed my legs like a little bitch” excuse.

...and the doctor looked like this:

“We got no money! Our tigers’ eyes are getting cancer!”

I feel like if I were a tiger and a doctor told me I had cancer, I would just eat that doctor.

He still has a more promising outlook than Former Professional Golfer Woods the Tiger.

I just keep picturing Russ doing this face when he hears Draymond’s comments: