This nailed it for me

Ill just leave this here.

My wife (just married sunday!) and I got this because she never games, and since the quarantine is happening, i thought this lax , mellow game was perfect to start her out on. I’m the primary on our island and we just decide together on arrangements. Got a Switch Lite today so I can play with her 

That person is a fucking asshole.

Wow. And here I was proud of my simple Kings jersey.

Meanwhile, in my game...

I always end up catching ANOTHER loach and it is ALWAYS looking at me with reproach.

Tugger the foxhound is trying to self isolate.

I got my chubber of a cat a present. I believe she likes it.

My cat, Sam, teaching a class on proper hygiene. Model citizen. 

Matilda, the one eyed catress

Not exactly a dumb thing, but here’s the cat drinking from a hose.

Waiting for that cat licking the plate to knock the next domino over is as tense as a Hitchcockian thriller.

I am ready to be goddamned fabulous.

This is what you’ve been training for, people! This is not a drill! Now get in there, isolate yourselves, and play games like your life depends on it!

Finally us Animal Crossing fans have the limelight for a moment, and you’ve got to come here with this?

Clearly this moron never learned the single most important rule of firearms - treat every gun as if it is loaded until you personally double / triple check.

What a fucking dipshit.