While I’m at it, here’s how classic Zelda-style dungeons could work in an open-world game that’s designed to give you all the tools you need at the start: make the dungeon items things that make exploring easier and more fun, but not required to beat the game. For instance:

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If I had to go somewhere to avoid coronavirus it’d be that booth because nobody will be there.

Shortage? what shortage?

Jesus, CDPR, do you not want me to have any social, professional or Family life, whatsoever?

As someone who doesn’t play Pokemon at all, the clear winner is Oshawott.

She can probably crush the coronavirus between her thighs.

She can probably crush the coronavirus just by staring it down!

I’m not saying that I’ll never achieve true happiness without this, but it’s possible.

My wife already made me pre order it. 

“Duringthis period, software sales were powered by Pokémon Sword and Pokémon Shield to the tune of 16.06 million units worldwide.”

“The Altair outfit is nice, but if I can’t leap off a platform and assassinate Pac-Man, what’s the point?”

Don’t worry, we’ll get to the bottom of it.

Y’all ain’t nothin’

Bane-man

Sooner or later one of these guys is going to build an actual powered exoskeleton. And then we’ll all be sorry!

Some additional great photos here:

“The game asks you to control each character independently with the controllers’ two analog sticks, which led me to feel a bit twisted up”

A-Haaa! I think it’s been fair to say that for some time now.