I’m not trying to be a jerk here but I didn’t know this game was still alive and kicking.

Or a Panchinko machine

What? No! #FucKonami! Now and forever!

Somewhere in ActiBlizzard, someone is sweating bullets about this happening so close to BlizzCon

Gosh dang it. Its the Spec Ops: The Line paradox all over again. The only way to “win” is not play. But if you dont play, the game wont exist! Is inflicting all this misery worth completing the game? Why am I being berated for something the game made me do?! Why do I even feel responsible in the first place?!

Reminded me of this:

Her actual ArtStation link for the lazy...

Japanese companies tend to take care of their employees and almost never do layoffs.  (Source: I work for one, and actually was the reason why I accepted their offer, because of the culture).

Can we get a particularly large and asshole-y goose into a UFC cage?
I think it’s about time we show these bastards who’s boss.

It took those guys six hours to complete, so let’s seeeee, doing the math, it would take me.....

And “geese” is plural.

CIndians are nice, Canadian geese in the other hand are assholes. This is based on having lived on living in their migration path for ten years.

People who complain about video game news coverage, clearly never read articles like this. 10 out 10. 

[honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk honk]

Every Canadian recognizes these birds for the vicious little shitmonsters they really are.

I don’t condone destruction of private property, but I can’t blame our fowl friend for protesting the celebration of something so heinous. 

Contrary to common perception, these goose do not say “sorry” when smashing something (which can include your bones).

that’s a canada goose. do not fuck with. 

pffft...and they say Canadians are polite.