Here’s the difference between the Stanford douche and this guy:

What is your problem? Do you just hate men? When do women lose respect for a man? By your idea they lose it as soon as he shows he has a penis and then everything is terrifying and awful.

Well folks, it finally happened. The NRA warned us all but I didn’t believe them. Last night as I was watching the debate there was a knock on my door. This startled me since I didn’t buzz anyone up. Maybe it was a neighbor who needed something? I ask who is it as I check the peephole and it was President Obama! At…

I actually have exclusive video of Trump giving Brady business advice on the golf course:

One time, my roommate brought home this puzzle box that he found. We eventually solved it, and these weird guys came out and tortured us and then we died and went to hell.

You REALLY don't want to have baseball players weigh in on this....

I’ll be on the road for two 4 hour stints this weekend between Detroit and Cincinnati. Even though Detroit is the Motor City, SoCal seems to be where all the best driving music originates. Stoner rock, skate punk, glam metal, etc. Fu Manchu’s discography is a great pick, but the true kings of driving music has got to…

The Godfather and The Godfather 2.

(But yea, he really was awful in that one)

“Who am I? Am I Jacob Marley? You know, the ghost guy with the chains? I that who I’m supposed to be?”

Oh shit, God just escalated the war on Christmas.

Kaepernick’s display is disgusting and also why can't I say the n-word if, you know, THEY can say it? I eat popcorn for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Passionate Colonoscopy was already taken.

“let me start by saying, I’m a true blue all American John Wayne style tough guy. I’ll kill ANYONE for any reason, at any time. I’ll kill ANYONE who does ANYTHING to fuckin’ displease me. We do things different up here in Maine, ok? We don’t do “safe spaces”, we do UNSAFE spaces. We got fuckin’ bear traps and live…

Having played a bit of futbol in my time, and having scored a goal in that time, I think I’m equipped with the insight to provide a few “keys” to these matches:

Haters gonna say it's fake.

is anyone else just hearing about 9/11? How did this never come up?

If he wasn't a Mormon he probably would have had some fun with her rack later on

I put a bullet in a seagull’s head

We now go to our Foxsi ladies over at the swimsuit shoot.