kokoharambe
Kokoharambe
kokoharambe

ive always thought this about qb’s. It’s almost impossible to think of a hall of fame qb that doesn’t have a strong, aggressive name. Conversely, it’s easy to pick the ones who will suck (Cleo lemon comes to mind)

Awesome scene, awesome show

Rex: I am a reporter. I need to ask? Will you be performing as quarterback?

disgusting food:

14 of my sons drowned in my champagne fountain. Is this a big deal?

It really isn't that big a deal, you can always get a new niece! Plus, when a child dies and needs to be replaced, that means someone is totally getting laid!

about 15-20 years ago rhino reissued costello’s discographh with extensive liner notes and unbelievable bonus discs filled with unreleased material. Get happy was one of my favorites of the run. The bonus disc had 30 tracks, and most of it was incredible.

Finally

They had it coming

I’m drinking a Catamaran:

Look man, I’m only a journalist. People speak, and I write. I totally understand that this kind of rough and tumble un-PC talk isn’t for the faint of heart, but that’s just governor LePage. I can't convince him to tone it down, nor would I ever deign to, because he would certainly draw his big, thick gun and blow me

Honestly, i have a BIG problem with these “athletes” refusing to sing along to Our Nation’s Jingle! The New England Patriots died on the cross for the forgiveness of our sins, and to preserve our right to competitive free market prison sentences! I want them all mic’d and singing along in key, or else!

Athletes/coaches that self identify as heroin addicts:

“let me start by saying, I’m a true blue all American John Wayne style tough guy. I’ll kill ANYONE for any reason, at any time. I’ll kill ANYONE who does ANYTHING to fuckin’ displease me. We do things different up here in Maine, ok? We don’t do “safe spaces”, we do UNSAFE spaces. We got fuckin’ bear traps and live

DAMN, he looks good for his age. He could easily pass for 22.

As a chef of food, I was taught by a Cuban man by the name of Caden Edgerton IV that a proper Cuban sandwich consists of:

Oh, I do this all the time with my sons. Sure, a few are no longer with us but it's really nothing to get all bent out of shape over.

Please, thousands of my children are listening to this broadcast.

Pros:

Having played a bit of futbol in my time, and having scored a goal in that time, I think I’m equipped with the insight to provide a few “keys” to these matches: