“I busted my meat-peanus and shattered my engorged nipples. Now I am The most famous and beloved celebrity on earth, but the public expects me to constantly up the ante. Doc says I’ve only got a few tumbles left in me before he’ll need to perform emergency sand blasting procedures to remove my meat-peanus and tame my…

If you know so much about motorcars, why do my sons keep “accidentally” perishing in the hot hot car?

Answer me this, “Merlin”.

is anyone else just hearing about 9/11? How did this never come up?

My sons have perished, any chance you could give them a write up?

now that’s what I call getting totally laid

I played a bit

I put a bullet in a seagull’s head

*Kick Shankiel

“I suffered terribly in the womb

M ore

Run Efficacy - 12

My best and favorite Olympic memories are from 1991 when they were held in east Falmouth, Massachusetts.

Well

Peter King: so what if your wife and kids perish under my fucking wheels? Do you think this is a concern for me? Do you think I’d waste even a fraction of a moment feeling any kind of guilt? I've killed thousands driving in bike lanes, on sidewalks, on subway platforms, and elsewhere. I promise you, as your wife and…

Weird that they decided to do a sixteen hour “stillborn Dilbertt” theme for the closing ceremonies. Also not sure how I feel about the lyrics to that big Olympic song they unveiled:

“I pray every night

Who's gonna win?

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When I was young, the was a room in my mind where there sat a lonesome cheeseburger