“but you shouldn’t really fuck around with something you don’t understand, you know?”

STOP SCIENCE NOW

If I’m comped something, especially for no reason(a drink or dessert, relatively frequently), I add the menu price of the item onto the server’s tip. Of course, they don’t know that I’m going to do this, so it’s not necessarily an explanation of why it happens.

I still sometimes say “kay-suh-dill-ee-ohs” because of some stupid Taco Bueno marketing campaign from the early 00’s.

I had a coworker in a previous professional life who just ignored the ‘t’ altogether and pronounced it “chih-POH-LEE”.

Yeah, the “sushi refers to the rice, not the filling” thing is one of my pet peeves. As in it bugs me when people don’t know it.

But for one year ... one BLISSFUL year ...

Mike was my favorite character in BB, so the more time BCS spends on him the better, I say.

In a way, it almost makes Howard look like kind of a stand-up guy for taking Chuck’s heat all that time.

Well, it’s right there in the title: “BETTER Call Saul”. They’re not even trying to hide it.

As someone who bought a Wii U LITERALLY YESTERDAY, this would also make me quite sad.

You misspelled "bed" there, and it's because without a bed, you ARE sleeping on the floor.

It's the "I'm not touching you" of online piracy.

The lack of rules makes it taste better. Duh.

This is possibly the most useful and informative Jalopnik article I've laid eyes on. Really important stuff.

You might wanna take your sarcasmeter into the shop for a tune-up. I think it needs some calibration.

GRIMMY's been waiting for S3 since S1 finished. Hence, "still".

Rolling birthdays can happen anytime you want them to. That's why they're rolling, not fixed.

"Nothing makes me lose your interest"

This was much funnier when I misread the headline as "Nintendo Inventor".

I've never even been to spicy street, much less had a taco there.