I'm very selective about who I sent an intro message to, and it would be nice to at least get a "no, thanks" reply. However, if many guys take that as more of a challenge than a polite decline, I can certainly understand why silence might be the safe option.

Guy Fieri random dish generator:
http://rvcc2.raritanval.edu/~tmcc3535/guy.…

The edited screenshots are the best.

I peel 1/2 to 2/3 of the potatoes I use for mashing. Unlike many other readers, I like skins in my mash, but the ratio is way too high to use entirely unpeeled taters.

My normal tone is so dry that I can say the most ridiculous shit and people who don't know me super-well think I'm completely serious. I can abuse this power to my great amusement.

About $10 - Risk of Rain, UnEpic, and One Finger Death Punch. A friend gifted me Nidhogg for about $5, but that technically wasn't money I spent.

It's the puppy that wants to know. Promise! haha lawl ; - )

Aladdin was the Disney movie of choice around my household. I'm surprised we didn't wear through the VHS tape.

You really go the extra mile for your readers.

Ladies and gentlemen: Shane Roberts!

Despite the fact that we never really promote them, oCosmo TVs are actually pretty popular among our readers, and at this price, it's easy to see why. [oCosmo 40" HDTV, $261] Tasteless promotional art not included.

I had a similar experience, except I knew what is was. I tried a little and thought "This stuff isn't so bad", so I popped a nice big blob on the next piece of my roll, and shoved that badboy in my mouth. When my wife recounts this tale, she insists she had genuine concerns regarding my eyes and whether or not they…

Not anymore, he doesn't.

Just this past weekend, I took a long swig from a bottle of water, and then wondered to myself "Why is this water buzzing in my mouth?" Shortly thereafter, I spat out a fly along with a mouthful of water. Blech.

One day in high school we walked into AP English to see two "words" written on the board: "notsi" and "uphauled". Apparently they came from someone's recent assignment submission. Although there was no proof, I had it on pretty good authority that both came from the same person who was a top-10 student.

I worked tech support in the early 2000's.

Customer: I can't get my new computer on the internet.

Every cosplayer? Even, like, Sailor Moon cosplay?

The "no cheese" sign that would pop up was awesome.

One of the largest external drives out there, at one of the lowest prices we've seen. [Seagate Expansion 5TB External Drive, $160]

Excellent write-up, very entertaining, but how the hell do you not mention that Killian is played by Richard Dawson, of Match Game and Family Feud fame?

I'll always have a soft spot in my heart for EGM, as they published a photoshop of a parody game cover I made: Baldur's Gate Champions of No Wrath, featuring Ghandi on the cover art. They barely even copy-edited the game description I submitted with it. Sadly, I think the issue got thrown out sometime in the past…