This is the sort of unnatural devilry that only Satan and poor AI are capable of

“Fight Nights at Freddy’s” Is this a pay-per-view event? NOW, you have my attention. haha

“Someone drew the original trollface, and his name is 24-year-old Carlos Ramirez.”

I would like to try both the sandwich and your mom's "salad". I like mayo, and I like all the other things, so why not? I figure, don't knock it till you try it.

Ladies and gentleman, I give you the tale of Saint Basil Fuckoff, the patron saint of waiters and bartenders.

Sigh. Highly obfuscated, confusing code mashed on to single lines is not training material. It's probably meant as a funny example, but it's sad how many new people approach coding as a challenge to prove how awesome they are at syntax instead of trying to make something readable, understandable and easily modified.

I used to run kitchens, and someone actually did this to me. I had one of my prep cooks go to 7/11 and get hostess cupcakes and 7/11 nachos with that glorious fake chili and cheese, and a red bull. I then charged him $17.99. Then...no shit....the dude appears in my kitchen again, and says "At first I was…

"Don't you just love happy endings?"

I was worried for a sec, 'cause Emily is my sister and she's married and her husband isn't Nathan and I was going to have to bust some ass.

I always wonder why there are "share" buttons. Because I'm sure you mom on FB wants to see what you are watching...

Why DO people comment on porn? I suppose with the internet everything is up for discussion, but seriously, I thought most people would just watch porn specifically for one reason.

What math major came up with these percentages!?! If the base line price is $4.99 per 50 K stars, then 1 K star is ~$0.10. That means for $9.99, you'd normally get 100 K stars. Getting 105 is a 5% bonus, not 10%.

And don't forget it was all in the name of weight LOSS!

But you look so happy in the picture!

What's worse, believing that vaccinations make your kids autistic, or not reading articles before you jump to write angry comments about them?

Holy shit, hubs and I are debating where to go for dinner tonight AND I THINK I JUST DECIDED!!!

Heh, at first glance I thought the pretzel stuck in the upper side of the monstrosity was a cigarette butt, and I thought "man, they are NOT messing around!"

The irony is that the people who tell me what to do with my property most often are the people who tell me to root it. ;)

I honestly think as I get older (and busier) my gamer cred diminishes yearly. I shy away from crushingly hard games more and more as my apparent skill level decreases.