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Counterpoint: We’re living in the future’s “good old days.”

Also, I might add We Drive Cars to the list. My guess is that, in only a few generations, our descendants will find it insane that we allowed people to control these death machines that wipe out 40,000 Americans a year.

“But it’s also a bug (we’re listening).”

True, but how many people are prepared to buy a product based on the rumor that it will work with their phone?

True, but how many people are prepared to buy a product based on the rumor that it will work with their phone?

I want an app in my car that disables the air conditioning so I can remember what it was like when I was a kid.

They clearly don’t give an f.

It's a bit different when your friends don't retaliate because they think it might jeopardize their jobs.

He punched the guy who brought him cold cuts. What do you think he'd do to the guy who reported him?

I know, what's the big deal? You were simply stating that you didn't like the movie. We are all entitled to our own opinions and we should not be ridiculed for our personal tastes. Except in this case. You are wrong, you should feel embarrassed, and you probably are a replicant.

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Understood. I'll probably watch Superman IV again but it would be unethical of me to recommend that anyone else do the same.

I just hope this doesn't lead anyone to watch Star Trek V.

As long as Pauly Shore stays frozen in his Bio-Dome.

Seeing these two items on Facebook, one after the other, was unsettling.

No, adverse possession doesn't require that you be the first occupant ever.

If only adverse possession worked that way. I'd own Hawaii because my grandfather once left a toothbrush in a hotel bathroom.

Come with me if you want to live, and if you do not listen, then TO HELL WITH YOU!