kobayashimaroon
kobayashimaroon
kobayashimaroon

Fingers crossed!

Fingers crossed!

Gawker. It was good.

Bullshit you are.

My comma usage often depends on the audience. You might call me a comma chameleon.

Pics or it didn’t happen. And I’m OK if it didn’t happen.

They’re a great company. I’ve had one of their bags for a couple years and the stitching started to come out so they paid for shipping both ways, fixed the bag and applied some leather conditioner. Super friendly support.

True, but how many people are prepared to buy a product based on the rumor that it will work with their phone?

True, but how many people are prepared to buy a product based on the rumor that it will work with their phone?

It's a bit different when your friends don't retaliate because they think it might jeopardize their jobs.

He punched the guy who brought him cold cuts. What do you think he'd do to the guy who reported him?

Seeing these two items on Facebook, one after the other, was unsettling.

I don't know what to do with good white wine.

Yeah, down with knowledge!

Welcome to Jalopnik. People here are dicks.

Internet fixed.

And a dong.