kobayashimaroon
kobayashimaroon
kobayashimaroon
Dec 7 2016
14

Business lawyer here. Buying assets v. buying a company is the easy way to avoid what’s called successor liability. As long as the buying company is not buying everything and essentially running the purchased company under a new name, it can avoid all liabilities, including debt and warranty obligations. Read more

Dec 7 2016
541

I’m allowed to be bitter. But fuck you too while im at it.

Dec 7 2016
263

Fuck FitBit? They bought some company assets and hired some engineers. Fuck them for making sure people keep jobs in this economy? People that decided to work for a stupid shitty scam company? Fuck FitBit for running a successful company that makes good products that people actually like, and stays in business? Read more

Dec 6 2016
35

They killed Bambi’s mom and Mufasa, filmed it, and profited off of the film. They’re fine.

Dec 6 2016
31

As cool as that it, it does seem odd for Disney to celebrate the fictional murder of billions of people.

Nov 17 2016
36

You must mean Trump might have his employees blowing something alt right...

Nov 1 2016
33

I’m working real hard on reclaiming ofay, but it’s tough going.

Nov 1 2016
20

“Thank you, you pointed-eared hobgoblin!”

Oct 14 2016
1.1K

Aw man let poor Ken be. He doesn’t deserve this. It’s all fun and games till Thiel comes after your ass on bone’s behalf. And then you know what happens? No rice cooker

Oct 12 2016
47

To accent my Lenovo laptop (with the faulty hinge) I adorn my desktop with a mousepad I bought at a tourist market in Lima, Peru, and a bespoke cardboard phone stand painted by my 6-year-old. Top that.

To accent my Lenovo laptop (with the faulty hinge) I adorn my desktop with a mousepad I bought at a tourist market

Oct 7 2016
367

Twenty bucks says this does more damage to Billy Bush than to Trump.

Sep 22 2016
17

And here I thought people didn’t understand how to write satire anymore.