I don't know what to do with good white wine.

Yeah, down with knowledge!

Welcome to Jalopnik. People here are dicks.

Internet fixed.

And a dong.

That's real nice.

Call forward!

That guy's hilarious with Jimmy Kimbles.

Yes, for me this falls under pretty cool and possibly good to know.

Reminds me of the time we learned in the boy scouts that dryer lint was the best fuel to use when making a fire from flint and steel.

And remember to lick the nine-volt first. For fun.

Speak for yourself.

Sounds like Nick DiPaolo.

Cheer up, iPad mini Retina!

Yeah, but look where it got him.