Oh no, it's not a noun anymore? Then what have I been having all day?

Step 1: Elect a black president.

A cleaning lady?

OK, I'm in London. Now where am I supposed to look?

You and your Western imperial insistence that elevator shafts be straight. Have you never seen Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?

I immediatley thought of Otisburg but figured it was too obsure. Oh, me of little faith.

Shaq?

That's a relief, I'm glad to hear that they're not all wasting their time with that dopey car on Mars.

Because two eyes allow us to see in three dimensions, it stands to reason that a third eye would let us see through time. Then again, I'm no scientist.

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Skitt's_Law

I had the same question. If a clock around one's neck can be jewelry why not these?

Melanie, illegitimi non carborundum.

RoboReagan 1984!

Is this because Dr. Pepper is a scientist?

I've packaged them individually and mailed them to America Online HQ. I feel like I owe those guys.

But what if a cell phone makes me happy?

My English teacher and me are appalled.

I assume the price includes a sherpa who will tell you what time it says.

$10 Prime.

"Reagan was our greatest president. He lowered our taxes and gave the money back to the people." -Ray Bradbury